for anyone who has ever loved …deeply

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for anyone who has ever loved… deeply

anyone who’s heart has ever ached

who’s been alone…

this is for you

for those souls who can knit

or do a proper one-arm push-up

anyone who has wrestled a live alligator

while on vacation in the alps…

this is for you absolutely no question

 

for the fantastically good-looking who know where I left my car keys

or saw me holding them at some point this week

or who was the previous owner of my 1998 toyota tercel but neglected to give me

the extra set of keys

when you sold the thing to me

…this humble exploration of human excellence

is

for

you

 

i had you in mind as I crafted it

you were close to my heart throughout ‘the process’

 

for those who called just to say I love you

after august 1, 1984

or that supernaturally brilliant someone who called fairly recently but then realized

you’d dialed the “wrong damn number” and quickly hung up just as I said,

helloooo...” in a (perhaps) questionable british accent

and then called me back a minute later

and did it again

…this deeply profound, groundbreaking work is for you too

 

i thought of your particular genius as I wrote it

i have always loved you

- even when you went through that period we all pretend you didn’t where 

everything we ever said was “totally, really stupid” or later “so bloody bourgeois…”

and then you fell over that purple ottoman

there really is no way around it

by degrees the gentlest asinine expression

is yours

i surrender

you may have it

(for just $9.75!)

your soul is in each exquisite page

 

i left it at amazon.com…

you’re gonna need a credit card.

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